GOD exists according to Google?

59,900,000 Search Results Evidence of Deity, Experts Agree





In the most conclusive evidence of a Supreme Being ever discovered,


a Google™ search of God has proved once and for all that He exists,


theologians agreed today.





“To those doubters out there who still don’t believe that God exists,


I have just one piece of advice: Google™ Him,” said Dr. George Darlington


of the University of Minnesota Divinity School.





The Google™ search of God turned up over 59 million websites


featuring Him, a number that theological scholars around the world


said makes God’s existence an open and shut case.





The stunning discovery, expected to wipe out atheism worldwide,


was made entirely by accident by Jason Blivens, 22, a video-store


clerk in Tacoma, Washington.





Speaking to reporters today at his home, Mr. Blivens said he meant


to do a Google™ search of the word “bod” but accidentally typed


the letter “g” instead of “b.”





“As soon as those search results came up, I immediately alerted


the authorities,” Mr. Blivens said. “I knew this was something big.”





In contrast with the 59 million sites found for God, a Google™ for


Satan turned up only 3 million sites, suggesting that God is much


more powerful than Satan, as theologians have long argued.





But in a finding that some scholars called worrisome, Paris Hilton


turned up on over 3.5 million sites, indicating that the hotel


heiress has actually eclipsed the Lord of Darkness as a force for


evil.





In a positive development, however, “good” received 178 million


search results while “evil” snagged only 17 million, 16 million of


those stemming from foreign policy speeches by President George


W. Bush.

GOD exists according to Google?
I'm a little slow... I was about to go off about ethical standards of reporting (I happen to be a reporter) when I realized -- I hope -- this is a joke. The obvious gap between the facts and the claim, the sources who all seem to be like those rednecks that always find UFO's and meteors and somehow get quoted in print. Plus there are some AP things that are a little off (a reporter would probably never print "Mr. Blivens," only "Blivens").





But seriously, you had me going until about half-way through. This is pretty good.
Reply:thanks for the info...... but how is this a joke?
Reply:He he very good thanks very much for sharing it. lol!








:-)))
Reply:God is an imaginary friend for adults
Reply:Very interesting...I don't Google, I yahoo!





Good 5,540,000,000


God 1,170,000,000


Evil 490,000,000


Paris Hilton 179,000,000


Satan 72,800,000





So...God is not as Good as Good and Satan is more insignificant than Paris Hilton!
Reply:You just made my day!


That was not only unexpected on my part, but bl**dy hilarious! (pardon my french!)


My day is getting off to a brilliant start - cheers!! *
Reply:Google exists because of God. Click the link for search results done on Yahoo. :)
Reply:Thanks!





So true about Paris Hilton being the main force of evil in this world too!





She's gonna end up alone with her face pulled so tight that you could use it as tracing paper if it wasn't for the 'You've been tango-ed' look lol
Reply:yes but what about a yahoo! search or a dogpile search but thanks for telling us this
Reply:google is wierd
Reply:hee hee, very good! ;)
Reply:Hahahaha priceless!
Reply:Lol awesome!


keep em coming


star!
Reply:Brilliant jim...thanks for sharing.
Reply:So good to hear.


Thanks.
Reply:Brilliant very good thanks
Reply:Now that's a knee slapper!! I'm still not sold on the idea!! lol ♥
Reply:Well once again you've given me food for thought...
Reply:ace materiel,,,ha ha ha v good,,,,
Reply:ok.......................... everyone knows that God is real.